while waiting in line to get my sandwich made, a Firehouse employee glanced at my name tag and exclaimed, “That’s COOL! I’ve never met anyone with my last name before.” To which I casually nodded and smiled. She then continued, “But my name doesn’t have the second ‘e’.”
Deep down inside, I wanted to say, “Well first of all, we’ve never met, and second of all, we don’t have the same last name. What you probably meant to say was, ‘I’ve never glanced at the name tag of someone with a name one letter different from mine!’”
This is probably why I don’t have many friends.
Haha, one of my favorite Charlie episodes.
I’d like to enjoy this post with some of your finest milksteak.
(Source: cratereye)
Ever wondered what lay beneath those “censored” red bars of this now infamous play of “Party Quirks”? Wonder no more.
Almost pissed myself watching this.
Classic.
(Source: colin-mochrie)
Here are some stats regarding Hoodie Allen’s references to famous people in his new album, All American.
He manages an astounding 4 references per song, which is at least one a minute throughout the entirety of the EP. Impressive.
4/20 can’t come soon enough. Can’t wait to be back at the alma mater with some good friends and great music.
… I made Sourdough and Gouda Grilled Cheese for dinner.
Best.choice.ever.